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Sunday, February 29th, 2004
8:47 pm - This is why I stopped watching the Oscars

madminx
I haven't watched the Oscars in a long time, even though I do love movies. Today I decided to watch it just because I didn't have anything better to do. And wow, all those reasons just kind of blew up in my face. I feel the need to share.

The celebrities remind me of the smart pigs in Animal Farm or the apes in Planet of the Apes trying to mimic human civilization. Or a bunch of trained monkeys on puppet strings. That's how completely ridiculous and fake they seem to me. They're CONSTANTLY acting. It's like they can't stop. They're like "Oh shit, I just realized I don't know how to be myself and act natural, since all I do is act haha. I'll just wing it and act ALL THE TIME. No one will notice!... will they?"

The following is a list of ways in which the celebrities are completely fucking absurdly fake.

1. Everyone auplauds on cue, no matter how insignificant the reason. Everyone laughs at every joke, no matter how unfunny it may be. It's like a fucking sitcom. I'll bet they have cue cards that say "laugh" and "clap" at the appropriate times.

2. Their whole "polite etiquette":
This is also completely ridiculous. They always come out in pairs. One female celebrity and one male celebrity. The woman always has her hand on the man's arm, as if they're all secretly lovers, and they talk to each other like they've known each other for years. Yeah, I'm so sure they're all friends and fuck each other's wives on the side and they're all ok with it. Again... FAKE.

3. Their dresses:
All the women look like stupid dolls that are competing for the title of "most unique." They don't care how stupid and ridiculous they look, as long as their dresses cost $10,000 and they're unique, it's all good!
They can also be compared to a beauty pageant. I'm surprised they're not all wearing sashes and crowns and holding flowers.

4. Those fucking tributes:
Like the one about Catherine Hepburn in this one. who the fuck gives a shit about some old dead fucker's career? And everyone acts like "OMG this actor was/is so fucking genius. I am moved to tears by this tribute!"

5. The whole basis for the Oscars:
They give Oscars to really stupid movies sometimes just because nothing really profound came out in the year, so they have to give the award to something that doesn't deserve it. Even if the year's movies are all as stupid as... fuck I can't think of an example right now.. but just think of a REALLY stupid movie and insert it here. :p
So really stupid movies win Oscars and then everyone pretends like these movies are really fucking brilliant just because they won an Oscar. Oscars don't mean SHIT. They lack validity. They don't measure what they're supposed to measure. (That last part about validity came from my Psychology class. We're learning about validity. Sorry :p).

6. How they try to be politically correct:
They do this so they'll "look good." So they'll appeal to the public, or whatever. Example: the stupid woman talking about the... fuck I forgot, radiation poisoning or something, but she was trying to act all emotional and failing miserably. You don't care, you just want to look good. Fuck you.

Ok I think I'm done for now. I hate most celebrities. The end.

current mood: cynical

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Monday, January 19th, 2004
7:37 am - 'Honest' bitch rant

happy_sad_girl
While I'm on the topic of honesty...

I can't stand idiots who boast about being brutally honest when they are really just flat out mean.

Being honest is not about trying to hurt someones feelings. Being honest is about trying to convey truth to someone with the intent of bringing about understanding.

So if you meet some unattractive person on the street and say "Damn, you are fucking ugly!" you are not being honest, YOU ARE BEING MEAN! Do we see the difference? So if I hear one more asshole proclaim "I'm not mean, I'm just honest!" I am going to blow a fucking fuse!

How stupid can people be? The answer is frightening...

current mood: bored

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Friday, January 16th, 2004
9:42 pm - "Lying bitch" rant

happy_sad_girl
I have been suppressing a lot of anger lately in an attempt to better myself but I need to get it out somehow. So here it goes!

Okay, if there is one thing that pisses me off more than anything else it is dishonesty! To me, fakeness is dishonesty. People are such back-stabbing liars that it makes my head spin.

I can't stand fake people. You know the kind. She may have a problem with you, she may not, but you will never know because she is too much of a pussy to let you know the truth. Not that she is afraid of you, she is more afraid of how it will make her look and she parades this fear around as "concern for others". Oh, it gets better!

Then this cow lets things slip here and there. Oops! Eventually the person slandered hears these things and is outraged! Here comes the best part... Everyone pretends that everything is just peachy! Hugs all around! It's unreal I tell you!

Don't get me wrong, I think that it's beneficial to ones emotional well-being to forgive and forget, but first it must be acknowlegded that there is something to forgive! It is NOT okay to talk shit on people! And it is NOT okay to just sit back and allow people to talk shit on you! And for fucks sake, grow a backbone ALL OF YOU! It's okay to deal with problems! In fact, it's really healthy!

If I seem crazy or selfish to you it's only because you can't even begin to comprehend what is the right thing to do! The healthy thing! Or how it affects me that you don't know these things! A little bit of honesty goes a long way with me.

So all you fake lying bitches can fuck off! AT LEAST I'M REAL!

God, I am so proud to be me right now and not some stupid lying bitch...

current mood: cynical

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Monday, December 22nd, 2003
4:23 pm

madminx
(Cross-posted in my LJ)

*gasp* OMFG... some kids may not have presents for Xmas! THE HORROR!

"Can you imagine waking up Christmas morning and not having any presents? It almost brings tears to my eyes."
-some lame-o on the news.

Those poor spoiled fuckers!

When I was 5, all my brother and I got for Christmas was little monkey slippers, AND WE WERE HAPPY.

current mood: bitchy

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Friday, November 14th, 2003
4:10 pm - Hello there!

happy_sad_girl
People are fucking lame. Stupid. Sorry excuses for carbon based lifeforms. Fuck 'em.

That is all.

current mood: bitchy

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